do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
when you and your friend find out you both hate the same person
Everything is offensive.
when no one in class is ready for the test
Taking a selfie with a tiger may be on your bucket list but once you look beyond the obvious, it’s really not worth it. This giant big cat drugged out of its wits, almost lifeless, while her babies are dragged, pulled away from her, screaming, starving and helpless, put in small cages so you can fondle them.
I’ve fallen prey to the temptation at a Lion farm once, where I picked up this mute, lifeless, zombied baby lion. Every time, I think of it, I am disgusted. I am much more careful now.
Most tiger temples run this way, even funding a quiet wildlife trade racket on the side. But even those that don’t, why see this big cat this way? Stripped of her senses. See her in the wild, see her power, her pride in a forest. Then, touch her if you dare, on equal footing, yeah?
Playing with tiger cubs makes for a perfect day.
But not theirs. Please please please do not support cub petting schemes, especially those that use inbred white tigers. They might have given you some spiel on how it helps conservation, but I can assure you that not a dollar of this goes to conservation. Read why cub petting is cruel here, see why here, and read the truth of white tigers here.
home in the distance
No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t tell if that blog is parody or serious.
I can’t tell if you’re alive or dead…………………. *Rips your entire epidermis off of you and strangles you with it* Oh………guess your’e dead
Disney Princesses as sloths.
Big Deal - In Your Car
Driving in your car,
I wanna be wherever you are
Asleep in the back seat
There’s nothing more that I’ll ever need
It’s a secret, a secret, a secret
No Bullshit Pixel Art Tutorial — Week 1
retronator: This is my attempt to start sharing everything I know about pixel art as concisely as possible. It comes in the form of focused tips, packaged into 10 second videos. The intro + first two are already online. The rest of Week 1 will air one per day for the rest of the week. Go view them at: giveit100.com/pixelart
The slides above expand on the videos and act as cheat sheets on the topics I cover. Like & reblog if you want to support this project.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
These guys were running around in these body pillow covers Saturday night and were undulating like fucking Silent Hill monsters.
Eventually they ran up to us and did their thing, which was equally hilarious and terrifying. Aubrey lost his balance and fell to the ground while laughscreaming and they swarmed him.
Laying on his back and screaming in either fear or laughter, he was surrounded by wiggling waifus yelling ‘DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU’
A braver man went to go ‘dance’ with them, but didn’t last long before panic rose and he made a run for it. The human mind can only take so much torture.
They actually made our night.